Random Esquire

1. . I shopped after work on Monday. Boss was on the bed relaxing and I tossed an All-Clad grill pan on the bed and said, “Look what I got your mother!” She looked at it and said, “Ohh…um.” Her mother had specifically asked for an All-Clad 4-Quart saucepan. I could tell Boss did not know what to say. I said, “Do you think she’ll like it?” She looked at me. I said, “It came free with her set.” And I pulled in the big box, showing her the All-Clad set. Boss was happy. We’re excited for her mother to open it.

2. Somehow, I found my way to www.quakekare.com. That, combined with watching too much Man Vs. Wild has me convinced we need emergency kits for our home and car. Boss spent a fair portion of last night reminding me that I really don’t need to be able to start a fire using just my keychain. We watched an episode today in which the guy (named: Bear) actually threw a stick at a rabbit and killed it. That was after he had bit the head off a small snake and ate the body while it wriggled around, disappearing into his mouth like a noodle. It left me slackjawed.