Random Esquire

I was up until 2:30 last night, reading reviews on Trip Advisor and looking at hotels to put some structure to this Puerto Rico vacation. It isn’t easy when you want to do it all. I woke up at cockadoodle dark because Little Filthy licked my eye. Hmm. I suppose by leaving that in my journal, Boss will be able to confirm what she already suspects -that I let him sleep in the bed. I’m sure this won’t shock her.

There is a kleenex on the coffee table and Little Filthy is circling, circling the table like a shark; he goes so far as to give the kleenex a test bump with his mouth to see if I am watching. I just leaned over and gave his butt a little pinch. Didn’t faze him. Rotten meatball.

Must get coffee. We have no coffee in this place. I thought we’d have some beans in the freezer but I already had my moment of coffee panic while emptying the freezer on to the counter top. I’m off to kill and drag home some coffee.