Random Esquire

1. While looking out at the thousands of people at the Austin City Limits Music Fesitval, I remarked to Boss that I have never seen so many white people at one time. Seriously.

2. When you see a Dodge Charger in Chicago, it almost always has a black man at the wheel. In Texas…white women. No kidding.

3. As we approached a large, dirty man eating a sandwich on the street, I thought about how the Texas winters were probably easier on the homeless than the Chicago winters. But then I realized that he wasn’t homeless, he was just a Texan.