Random Esquire

1. I made ravioli for myself for dinner last night. I shredded some parmesan over the top and sat down to eat. I ate a few and then glanced down at my plate and noticed something odd: a spot of red. I looked at my hand and it seems I had grated a knuckle and it was bleeding. And…I think I may have eaten a piece of my own finger.

2. I’m not sure about this Jon Benet dude. I suspect he may be fibbing and being very specific about claiming 2nd degree murder to avoid the dealth penalty so he can enjoy the attention for life.

3. Boss’s kindergarten class begins TODAY. Tons of squirming, giggling, wriggling kids. She’s going to be sleepy for the next 9 months. And not because she’s pregnant.