Random Esquire

Boss and I are sitting on the couch. I looked over at her and thought, “She’s pretty.” So I said, “Honey…You’re pretty.”

She didn’t even look up. She said, “What are you doing?”

I said, “Nothing…I just looked over there and thought you looked pretty.”

She said, “Retarded.”

She’s the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever met. I love that.