Pretty.
Boss and I are sitting on the couch. I looked over at her and thought, “She’s pretty.” So I said, “Honey…You’re pretty.”
She didn’t even look up. She said, “What are you doing?”
I said, “Nothing…I just looked over there and thought you looked pretty.”
She said, “Retarded.”
She’s the most unintentionally funny person I’ve ever met. I love that.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.