Random Esquire

We took Little Filthy to the beach yesterday. Another pug promptly mounted him. I sighed and pulled them apart. Of course, then Little Filthy wanted to know what that was all about. I told him that sometimes dogs do that. One dog gets sick and another dog pushes him to the hospital. I’ll let Boss cover any questions. Fill in the gaps. You know.

Upon leaving the beach, we happened upon a mobile dog spa. We had considered getting Little Filthy shaved to keep him nice and cool during the summer and since he needed a bath anyway, we decided on a quicky shave….what the hell. And I can tell you without a doubt, that was his reaction as well - what. the. hell.

He has a lion tail. And looks like someone stuck the wrong size head on his body.

Here is his, “I mean, honestly” photo:

Right then. Sorry, buddy.