Boss v. Random
Our days are so different. Here are actual excerpts from our conversation about our day at work:
Boss: “…and this other teacher, she has this little boy who just got circumcised and she heard this scream from the boys’ bathroom….”
Me: “…and he could not believe that people were worried about losing their jobs…”
Boss: “..and she told me that she saw her daddy putting on her mommy’s perfume….”
Me: “…
You know, I can’t even remember what else I told her about my day because no matter what it was, it obviously pales in comparison to circumcisions and cross-scenting.
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.