Random Esquire

1. I sent Boss’s grandparents a letter today to thank them for their generosity at Christmas. I put the letter in a package filled with DVD’s of old movies and when I got home, I had a letter from them thanking me for their gift and a package with a gift they had forgotten. So I wrote another thank you card, went out and bought another gift and sent it overnight. I didn’t really. But I considered it. Slowly upping the ante until our place was filled with fudge and mittens.

2. Flavor-Flav has yet another reality show on VH1. It is like The Bachelor where Flav is the bachelor. This is like making a game show in which the grand prize is a pyramid of cans of spinach, circa Let’s Make A Deal.

3. I went to the office today and slapped everyone so they’d remember who was boss. I didn’t really. But I considered it.

4. Little Filthy is sleeping on top of Boss and she is playing with his ears while she reads. It kind of makes me wish I could paint.

5. I think I am a little obnoxious tonight.

Boss and I had a nice New Year’s Eve. We had some champagne at home and then went out for dinner. Our meal included lobster bisque, watercress salad with goat cheese, crab cakes, sea bass, lobster tail, beef filet and a champagne toast. Then we came home and had Little Filthy for dessert.

I kid. We had dessert at the restaurant.

Happy New Year to you!