Random Esquire

1. Today, while on a call, a co-worker said to me, “You really like your job, don’t you?” I said, “Yes, I do.” He said, “I can tell.” Fortunately, I stopped myself before asking, “What the devil does that mean?” because he went on to say, “Because you’re always helpful and upbeat.” I said, “OH.”

2. Boss told her class about Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. today. She asked them to complete this sentence: “I have a dream that…” Some had dreams that there was no fighting in the world. Or that everyone shared their toys. One little boy said, “…that my little brother died.” I suppose he should get points for a dream with some real possibility.

3. Last week, Little Filthy had turkey and vegetables for dinner. It was the smelliest evening I have ever experienced. Tonight, he had lamb. I expect bad things.

4. Boss is not allowed to see: Pug puppies or diamond rings. She melts into a puddle and makes whimpering, kissy noises.

5. It’s meme time. Please answer the below:

a) Would you rather have a glass eye or no front teeth for life? (You can’t get replacement teeth.)
b) Please tell me one subject you wish you were the expert in.
c) Let’s say I decided to pursue another occupation. Please choose one for me.