Random Esquire

1. I sent Boss’s grandparents a letter today to thank them for their generosity at Christmas. I put the letter in a package filled with DVD’s of old movies and when I got home, I had a letter from them thanking me for their gift and a package with a gift they had forgotten. So I wrote another thank you card, went out and bought another gift and sent it overnight. I didn’t really. But I considered it. Slowly upping the ante until our place was filled with fudge and mittens.

2. Flavor-Flav has yet another reality show on VH1. It is like The Bachelor where Flav is the bachelor. This is like making a game show in which the grand prize is a pyramid of cans of spinach, circa Let’s Make A Deal.

3. I went to the office today and slapped everyone so they’d remember who was boss. I didn’t really. But I considered it.

4. Little Filthy is sleeping on top of Boss and she is playing with his ears while she reads. It kind of makes me wish I could paint.

5. I think I am a little obnoxious tonight.