I have competition.
1. One of the little boys in Boss’s class said to her today, “I had a dream last night. About us.” Boss said, Oh? What did you dream? He had a dream that they were riding bikes. She asked, “What color was my bike?” He said, “I was driving a green motorcycle.” Objection, your honor. Non-responsive.
2. I disturbed myself today thinking about how hair that goes down the drain ends up who knows where and that pieces of my body were, essentially, spread all over the world. Pieces of my body that I made by consuming food. That grew out of the ground using nutrients from decomposing things or people. I don’t like it.
3. This baseball game better start going my way soon. I don’t even like baseball!
Just a random attorney writing about daily life with Little Filthy, my rotten dog.