Random Esquire

Boss’s Day:

Kid: Teacher! Are we going outside after this?

Boss: That’s the plan, Stan.

Kid: My name isn’t Stan!

My Day:

Sales person #1:Now, is limitation of liability really that important?

Me: *Blank stare*

I need to work on my blank stare because it isn’t effective on these conference calls.

Boss’s Day:

Kid: Teacher! Can we have more sugar?

Boss: No way, Jose!

Kid: Teacher, Jose isn’t in our class anymore. He moved to the other class.

My Day:

Shim: Go lure Fresh Express away from her desk. I’m going to steal some coffee.”