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September 28, 2005 By: Random Esquire Category: Boss, Work

1. I like numbered lists.

2. Boss wore a skirt to work and her legs looked so good that six hours later, I’m still thinking about them.

3. I just saw Fresh Express down at Starbucks. I ordered coffee. She stole a handful of straws.

4. Boss is no longer unhappy with me. This makes me feel good.

Anna Nicole, the Black family

September 28, 2005 By: Random Esquire Category: Random

1. The Supreme Court has agreed to hear Anna Nicole Smith’s case (involving the estate of her late husband). Grant it, the issue is rather boring but who cares? I suppose I’d be more concerned if William Rehnquist were still alive. Anna might try to marry him.

2. There’s a black family on The Amazing Race. Their last name is Black. They are the Black family. Well, now. That’s easy, isn’t it? The show could have gone that extra mile and made sure the other families were as descriptively named. Of course, all of the other families are white so that isn’t helpful. The Fighting Family. The Praise-Jesus Family. The Pink Family. The One-Guy-Is-a-Prick Family.

3. Boss is not happy with me.

Frown.


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