Random Esquire

This goofy looking guy gets to be Harvard Symbologist Robert Langdon in The Da Vinci Code?

1. Boss and I went out for dinner. It was wonderful. She promptly crawled into bed when we got home. Educating, watching and entertaining 20+ kindergarten kids is tiring. Not that I know this from personal experience. I get tired just thinking about that many kids. For God’s sake, typing that made me yawn.

2. I’ve decided that I am no longer going to say that someone popped their X cherry when they do something for the first time. For example, if someone reads his first Harry Potter book, I’m not going to say he popped his Harry Potter cherry. I’m going to say he broke his Harry Potter hymen. I just feel the slang needs updating.

3. I just walked back into the living room in time to see Little Filthy’s muzzle exit my coffee cup. He can not keep drinking my coffee. He’ll be up all night. Whenever I catch him with a guilty look on his face, it is because he has been sneaking swigs of my coffee, indulging in between-meal-fecal-snacking or he’s filled the TiVo again with Animal Planet or Dancing with the Stars. He has no shame.